Guardian Angel Rehab
I'm on My Third Guardian Angel — The Other Two Are Still in Rehab
Some people live on the edge. Others have pushed their guardian angels right over it.
If your life has been one questionable decision after another, this shirt might be less of a joke and more of a confession.
Featuring a frazzled guardian angel with a crooked halo, a terrified expression, and an ever-growing stack of incident reports, this hilarious graphic tee celebrates those of us who have kept the heavenly safety department working overtime.
I'M ON MY THIRD GUARDIAN ANGEL.
THE OTHER TWO ARE STILL IN REHAB.
Perfect for daredevils, adventure seekers, thrill enthusiasts, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose guardian angel deserves hazard pay, overtime, and an extended vacation.
Whether you're the family risk-taker, the friend with all the unbelievable stories, or simply someone who has survived an impressive number of bad ideas, wear your reputation with pride.
Because some of us don't just have guardian angels. We have a turnover problem.
Why You'll Love It
- Original WSR Tees artwork featuring one seriously stressed-out guardian angel.
- Bold, colorful graphics with a vintage comic-book feel.
- A hilarious conversation starter for anyone with an adventurous streak.
- Great gift for motorcycle riders, outdoor enthusiasts, adrenaline junkies, and that one friend who always says, "Watch this!"
- Designed with Wolf Skull Ranch humor and a hidden Katapotamus artist's signature.
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Canvas 3001C Unisex Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
- 4.2 oz.,
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- For heather colors please see style 3001CVC
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Slim fitted style
- Coverstitched collar and sleeves
- Shoulder taping
- Sideseamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length | Neck size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 27" | 16.5" | 8" | 6.75" |
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 8.25" | 7" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 8.63" | 7.25" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 9.13" | 7.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 9.63" | 8" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 10.25" | 8.25" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 7 3/4" | ||
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 8" | ||
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |