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Life Is Like a Wiener — It Only Gets Harder
Life has its ups. Life has its downs. And sometimes the harder you fight it, the harder it gets.
“Life Is Like a Wiener” delivers a little questionable wisdom with a perfectly straight face:
Sometimes it’s up.
Sometimes it’s down.
But if you try to beat it into submission, it only gets harder!
Is it profound life advice? Is it an inappropriate wiener joke? Yes.
Perfect for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay, double entendres, questionable philosophy, and a shirt that practically guarantees someone will stop and read it twice.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
...it only gets harder!
$24.99
Life has its ups. Life has its downs. And sometimes the harder you fight it, the harder it gets.
“Life Is Like a Wiener” delivers a little questionable wisdom with a perfectly straight face:
Sometimes it’s up.
Sometimes it’s down.
But if you try to beat it into submission, it only gets harder!
Is it profound life advice? Is it an inappropriate wiener joke? Yes.
Perfect for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay, double entendres, questionable philosophy, and a shirt that practically guarantees someone will stop and read it twice.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |