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Faster Women, Younger Horses, Older Money, More Whiskey – Dark Long Sleeve Tee
Some priorities don't need explaining.
FASTER WOMEN.
YOUNGER HORSES.
OLDER MONEY.
MORE WHISKEY.
A loud, old-school novelty design loaded with fast women, galloping horses, cold hard cash, and enough whiskey to make the whole philosophy seem perfectly reasonable.
Bold, colorful, unapologetically ridiculous—and guaranteed to inspire conversation.
Also available in light colors.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
WSR Tees • Colorado
Faster Women... - LST DK
$34.99
Some priorities don't need explaining.
FASTER WOMEN.
YOUNGER HORSES.
OLDER MONEY.
MORE WHISKEY.
A loud, old-school novelty design loaded with fast women, galloping horses, cold hard cash, and enough whiskey to make the whole philosophy seem perfectly reasonable.
Bold, colorful, unapologetically ridiculous—and guaranteed to inspire conversation.
Also available in light colors.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |