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Don't Throw a Porcupine on My Pool Float – Sweatshirt – Light Colors
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Also available in dark colors.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face • 65% cotton, 35% polyester • Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) • Tightly knit 3-end fleece • Side-seamed construction • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem • Self-fabric patch on the back • Tear-away label
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Don't Throw a Porcupine... - Sweatshirt - Light
$39.99
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Also available in dark colors.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face • 65% cotton, 35% polyester • Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) • Tightly knit 3-end fleece • Side-seamed construction • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem • Self-fabric patch on the back • Tear-away label
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |