But it won't stay hard forever!
Black / XS
$24.99
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Life Is Like a Wiener — It Won’t Stay Hard Forever
Life has its ups. Life has its downs. But no matter how hard things get, eventually things have a way of softening up.
“Life Is Like a Wiener” offers a little encouragement wrapped in a joke you probably shouldn’t explain at the dinner table:
Sometimes it’s up.
Sometimes it’s down.
But it won’t stay hard forever!
Is it reassuring life advice? Is it an inappropriate wiener joke? Yes.
Perfect for anyone who appreciates optimism, clever wordplay, double entendres, questionable wisdom, and finding something to laugh about when life gets hard.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
But it won't stay hard forever!
$24.99
Life has its ups. Life has its downs. But no matter how hard things get, eventually things have a way of softening up.
“Life Is Like a Wiener” offers a little encouragement wrapped in a joke you probably shouldn’t explain at the dinner table:
Sometimes it’s up.
Sometimes it’s down.
But it won’t stay hard forever!
Is it reassuring life advice? Is it an inappropriate wiener joke? Yes.
Perfect for anyone who appreciates optimism, clever wordplay, double entendres, questionable wisdom, and finding something to laugh about when life gets hard.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |