Why are you here?
XS
$24.99
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Why are you here? And more importantly… what can I do about it?
For those special moments when someone walks into the room and your inner monologue accidentally becomes your wardrobe. Dry, direct, and just hostile enough to be funny, this shirt delivers the message so you don't have to.
Perfect for meetings that should've been emails, unexpected visitors, awkward social gatherings, coworkers before coffee, and anyone whose tolerance for unnecessary human interaction occasionally reaches critical levels.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees | Colorado
Why are you here?
$24.99
For those special moments when someone walks into the room and your inner monologue accidentally becomes your wardrobe. Dry, direct, and just hostile enough to be funny, this shirt delivers the message so you don't have to.
Perfect for meetings that should've been emails, unexpected visitors, awkward social gatherings, coworkers before coffee, and anyone whose tolerance for unnecessary human interaction occasionally reaches critical levels.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees | Colorado
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |