My Ducks Are Not in a Row
Heather Aqua / XS
$24.99
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My Ducks Are Not in a Row
Some people have their ducks in a row. Congratulations to them.
The rest of us are operating a slightly less organized waterfowl management program.
Several are missing. One is on fire. And we're pretty sure one of them is a pigeon.
If your life occasionally feels less like a carefully coordinated plan and more like unsupervised poultry, this shirt understands you. Bright, chaotic, and proudly imperfect, it's for anyone who's given up pretending all the ducks are ever going to cooperate at the same time.
Wear it proudly. You've got ducks. That's close enough.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
My Ducks Are Not in a Row
$24.99
Some people have their ducks in a row. Congratulations to them.
The rest of us are operating a slightly less organized waterfowl management program.
Several are missing. One is on fire. And we're pretty sure one of them is a pigeon.
If your life occasionally feels less like a carefully coordinated plan and more like unsupervised poultry, this shirt understands you. Bright, chaotic, and proudly imperfect, it's for anyone who's given up pretending all the ducks are ever going to cooperate at the same time.
Wear it proudly. You've got ducks. That's close enough.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |