Don't Throw a Porcupine... - LST
Military Green / XS
$34.99
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Don't Throw a Porcupine on My Pool Float
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Also available in short sleeve tees, sweatshirts, and hoodies.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²) • 32 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck • Cover-stitched collar • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
WSR Tees • Colorado
Don't Throw a Porcupine... - LST
$34.99
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Also available in short sleeve tees, sweatshirts, and hoodies.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²) • 32 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck • Cover-stitched collar • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |