Don't Throw a Porcupine... - Light
Sage / XS
$24.99
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Don't Throw a Porcupine on My Pool Float
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Also available in dark colors and long sleeve tees, sweatshirts, and hoodies.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Don't Throw a Porcupine... - Light
$24.99
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Also available in dark colors and long sleeve tees, sweatshirts, and hoodies.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |