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Don't Throw a Porcupine on My Pool Float
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Also available in light colors.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Don't Throw a Porcupine... - Graphic Tee - Dk
$24.99
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Shirts that inspire conversation.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Also available in light colors.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |