Don't Throw a Porcupine...
XS
$24.99
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Don't Throw a Porcupine on My Pool Float
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Don't Throw a Porcupine...
$24.99
Everybody has their version of a perfect day. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and life is good.
Then somebody comes along with a porcupine.
A slightly more ridiculous way of saying: don't rain on my parade, don't wreck my good time, and please—whatever you do—leave my pool float out of it.
Sometimes the best advice is oddly specific.
Wear. Wolf.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees • Colorado
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |