Alien Visit
XS
$24.99
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ALIEN VISIT — THIS IS WHY WE NEVER VISIT YOU GUYS…
After decades of monitoring Earth from a safe and sensible distance, our extraterrestrial neighbors finally decided humanity might be ready for first contact.
They chose a Saturday.
They chose America.
They chose the wrong backyard.
One look at the beer, bonfire, questionable decisions, and enthusiastic locals was apparently all the scientific evidence they needed.
“This is why we never visit you guys…”
Perfect for believers, skeptics, backyard philosophers, professional party animals, and anyone who suspects intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe—and has been deliberately avoiding us.
Wear. Wolf.
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees Colorado
Join the pack.
Wear. Wolf.
Alien Visit
$24.99
After decades of monitoring Earth from a safe and sensible distance, our extraterrestrial neighbors finally decided humanity might be ready for first contact.
They chose a Saturday.
They chose America.
They chose the wrong backyard.
One look at the beer, bonfire, questionable decisions, and enthusiastic locals was apparently all the scientific evidence they needed.
“This is why we never visit you guys…”
Perfect for believers, skeptics, backyard philosophers, professional party animals, and anyone who suspects intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe—and has been deliberately avoiding us.
Wear. Wolf.
---
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
WSR Tees Colorado
Join the pack.
Wear. Wolf.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |